A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters the store.
Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please!", the man says.
The shop...
AP - Medics stitch wounds with thread used for clothing. Hungry residents risk Syrian government sniper fire or shelling to hunt for dwindling supplies of bread and canned food on the streets of the besieged city of Homs.
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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's...
Garlic Bruschetta ~ Real Italian Garlic Bread
This is the real Italian garlic bread. What often sells for garlic bread in North American restaurants is laden with butter, garlic powder and a variety of cheeses. This is as simple as it could possibly get and absolutely delicious. The only trick...
An Amazing New Super Store........
A new supermarket opened in Edmonton , Alberta . It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing...
Quick Peach Bread
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Peach bread with Peach Schnapps or peach nectar, along with butter, vanilla, and spices. Serve this wonderful quick bread for breakfast, brunch, or dessert.
3 cups diced fresh peaches
1/4 cup...
the little red hen
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> The little red hen called all of her Democrat neighbors together and said,
> 'If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant
> it?"
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> 'Not I,' said the cow.
>...
Rye Bread
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench
one
morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of
breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did
to have so much energy.
The 87 year...
The new viagra
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87...
Blueberry Cream Cheese Stuffed Baked French Toast
surprise your wife with this delicious breakfast casper style
1 loaf white bread, no crusts
1/2 loaf French bread
6 cups fresh blueberries or frozen blueberries, rinsed
8 ounces cream cheese
1/2 cup sour cream
1/2 cup sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla...
Basic White Bread
Undoubtedly the most pleasant aroma of any kitchen is that of bread baking in the oven. If you’ve never made bread before, the procedure appears to be quite involved, but to the contrary, is VERY simple. Many think that making bread is this long, drawn-out process, but after...
1 Lb. Butter (slightly softened)
8 Oz. Grated Parmesan Cheese
Sliced Italian Bread
In a mixer, cream together the butter and cheese.
1. Preheat a griddle or large frying pan on medium−high.
2. Spread cheese mixture on bread about 1/4" thick.
3. Place bread cheese side down on griddle. Cook...
8 slices rye bread with caraway seeds
1/4 cup butter, room temp
1 cup 1000 Island dressing
1/4 pound corned beef, thinly sliced
1 cup sauerkraut, well−drained
1/2 pound Swiss cheese, shredded
Lay out the bread slices, Spread one side of each slice with
the butter, then turn them and spead the...
1 pound block of mozzarella cheese
2 eggs, beaten
1/4 cup water
1 1/2 cups Italian bread crumbs
1/2 teaspoon granulated garlic
1/2 teaspoon dried oregano
1/2 teaspoon dried basil
2/3 cup flour
1/3 cup corn starch
Slice the block of cheese lengthwise into about 1/2 inch
sections. Cut each...
2 or 4 slices sourdough bread cut 1 inch thick
1 banana
1/3 cup sugar
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 egg
1/4 cup milk
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
Oil for frying
Whipped butter if desired
Maple syrup if desired
Depending on the size of the bread slices, cut a 1 inch pocket in one side
of the bread...
5 pounds medium−size yellow squash
2 eggs, beaten
1 cup bread crumbs plus additional bread crumbs for topping
1 stick butter or margarine
1/4 cup sugar
Salt, to taste
2 tablespoons chopped onion
Dash of pepper
Cut tips off squash and cut each squash into 3 or 4 pieces. Drop squash into
a large...
1 loaf french bread
1/2 cup butter
1 cup shredded jack cheese
1 cup shredded asiago cheese
1 cup mayonnaise
1 bunch green onions, chopped
2 cloves garlic, pureed
Split french bread loaf into halves horizontally. Mix butter, cheeses,
mayonnaise, green onions and garlic in a bowl, blending well...