dealers

I went to a drug dealer's funeral. He was so big-time, his beeper was still going off.

An attractive blonde from Cork in Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't...

Viewsat dealers must disclose consumer info... As long as Dish/Echo promise not to harass or sue them...lol

Coke dealers............... Always sticking their business in other people's noses.

NEW YORK – A parade of Chrysler dealers slated to lose their franchises took the stand Thursday in the automaker's bankruptcy protection case, one choking back tears, as they touted their sales and service records and questioned how they were chosen for termination. Just under 20 dealers were...

WASHINGTON – Top executives from General Motors and Chrysler are defending their decision to slash dealerships around the country despite many hardships. They say the moves are unavoidable as they fight to overcome bankruptcy and survive. GM president Fritz Henderson and Chrysler President...