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A guy goes to the supermarket and noticed a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.' He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels...

Investigators say they are probing why two children were living in a broken-down school bus parked in a garbage-strewn property in Splendora, Texas. Jamie Nash of Montgomery County's Precinct 4 Constable's Office said a postal worker Wednesday discovered a girl, 11, and her brother, 5, who...

A Statistics Canada survey has found low turnout rates especially for people with kids under the age of five, with single parents the least likely to cast a ballot. More...

Arlington, Virginia (CNN) -- Eleven-year-old Anthony Balmer is excited to be back at camp this Memorial Day weekend. It's a place for him to play games, talk to his mentor, and visit some historical sites around Washington. But, he says, he feels a mix of emotions: "Mostly here you get happiness...

(CNN) -- Every day, thousands of children are living and working on the streets of Vietnam's cities. Michael Brosowski is trying to give many of them a chance at a brighter future. Through Brosowski's Blue Dragon Children's Foundation, more than 350 Vietnamese children have been given safe...

This is just a Joke, please do not get offended as this is nothing Personnal Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing...

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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for a clue. The dad...

More than 50 children were sent to hospital and later discharged after a suspected carbon monoxide leak at a Winnipeg daycare Thursday. Peek-a-Boo Infant Child Care, located in the 3100 block of Portage Avenue, was evacuated just after 11 a.m. CT. Paramedics assessed 54 kids and 19 staff...

Heidi Klum's new TV show is all about kids being funny, but the former Victoria's Secret supermodel and "Project Runway" host says she is just as happy making a fool of herself. In fact, the German beauty told television writers on Friday that she placed a giant fake booger up her nose on her...

'Fighter,' 'Kids' earns SAG Award nods LOS ANGELES, -- The casts of "Black Swan," "The Fighter" and "The Kids Are All Right" were nominated Thursday for Hollywood's Screen Actors Guild Award for best ensemble. Also mentioned in the ensemble category are "The King's Speech" and "The Social...

http://www.fox8.com/videobeta/6f218cc5-80a1-4c3d-b493-51cb79a9bb45/News/Pay-It-Forward-Saving-Animals-is-Woman-s-Life MENTOR, Ohio — Students who play hooky in Mentor, could soon find themselves on the wrong side of the law. Under a daytime curfew now being considered by Mentor City Council...

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got...

DMC's camp offers get-away for foster kids PEEKSKILL, N.Y., Rap pioneer Darryl McDaniels of Run DMC says his camp for foster kids helps youngsters form necessary personal bonds with others. McDaniels, co-founder of Camp Felix, said he wanted to provide a place where children from derailed...

Apartment kids hold butterfly funeral VALLEJO, Calif., (UPI) -- Residents of a California apartment complex said they attended a funeral for a Monarch butterfly organized by local children. The Mission Terracina Apartments residents in Vallejo said a group of about 10 children, led by...

A Lot Of Wives A German, Englishman and Arab are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says, "I have 4 kids, one more and they'll make a basketball team." The Englishman says, "Huh! That's nothing I have 10 boys; one more and I'll be...

Why I fired my Secretary. Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good...

Three kids -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at...

Birthday -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very much like waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!" and possibly have a present...

Deer Meat -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner' Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids...