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"Red" star Bruce Willis was no doubt seeing that exact color during a hilariously infuriating "Funny or Die" interview with Zach Galifianakis in which the comedian poked fun at Willis's career and personal life.
After introducing the sometimes musician as "movie star and harmonicist" Bruce Willis, Galifianakis, playing the host of the fictitious talk show "Between Two Ferns," launched into a series of awkward questions.
"How many children do you have?" he asked, following up with, "Which is your favorite? Ashton?" After asking if he reads Kutcher's tweets, Galifianakis took potshots at Willis's acting career.
"When you were making 'The Whole Ten Yards,' were you ever worried that it would be too good?" he asked. "Did you know that some actors turn down roles?"
Willis, who had remained silent, finally asks Galifianakis if the interview had started. Channeling "Diff'rent Strokes" star Gary Coleman, Galifianakis says "What are you talkin' about, Willis?" and asks the "Die Hard" actor if he's heard that line before.
"It's a little easy, I gotta tell you," Willis says, to which Galifianakis winkingly replies, "Look who's talking!"
After nervously applying Speed Stick – and muttering "product placement" – Galifianakis asked Willis where he keeps his Oscar trophy. "I mean your Blockbuster Entertainment Award," he says, correcting himself. "Where do you keep that?"
Suddenly, Willis turns somber.
"It's a great award," he says. "I look at it every day and it reminds me of what used to be. How much fun it used to be… The eighties. Eighties, man, you could get away with anything. Women were much cleaner…."
He goes on to have a mini meltdown, revealing that eventually the phone stops ringing and then "you're sitting in a room and it's just you and all your cousins."
Galifianakis listens intently, unaware that his arm has suddenly caught fire.
"What is it? Is it a wasp?" he asks as Willis looks on in horror and tells him not to move before rushing offstage and grabs a fire extinguisher to douse the flames.
"Ashton should tweet this," notes Galifianakis.