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Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs?
A. The Vancouver Canucks.
Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
Q. How do you keep the Vancouver Canucks out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.
Q. How many Vancouver Canucks does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we'll never find out.
Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
BC Law: The RCMP is cracking down on speeders heading into Vancouver. For the first offense, they give you two Vancouver Canucks tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
A. The Vancouver Canucks.
Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
Q. How do you keep the Vancouver Canucks out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.
Q. How many Vancouver Canucks does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we'll never find out.
Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
BC Law: The RCMP is cracking down on speeders heading into Vancouver. For the first offense, they give you two Vancouver Canucks tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.