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What do the Canucks and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What's the difference between the Vancouver Canucks and a cigarette vending machine?
A: The vending machine has Players!
What do the Canucks and whales have in common?
A: They both get totally confused when surrounded by ice.
Why are the Canucks like Canada Post?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!
What do the VANCOUVER CANUCKS, BC LIONS and the VANCOUVER CANADIANS all have in common besides being based in VANCOUVER
A. None of them can play hockey.
What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs?
A. The Vancouver Canucks
What do the Vancouver Canucks and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
How do you keep a Vancouver Canuck out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.
What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.
What do the Vancouver Canuck and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
How many Vancouver Canuck does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows ... And we may never find out.
A: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What's the difference between the Vancouver Canucks and a cigarette vending machine?
A: The vending machine has Players!
What do the Canucks and whales have in common?
A: They both get totally confused when surrounded by ice.
Why are the Canucks like Canada Post?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!
What do the VANCOUVER CANUCKS, BC LIONS and the VANCOUVER CANADIANS all have in common besides being based in VANCOUVER
A. None of them can play hockey.
What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs?
A. The Vancouver Canucks
What do the Vancouver Canucks and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
How do you keep a Vancouver Canuck out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.
What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.
What do the Vancouver Canuck and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
How many Vancouver Canuck does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows ... And we may never find out.