A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...
Baby bear
Goes downstairs,sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty.'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks.
Daddy Bear Arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He...
A day after being being mauled by an angry grizzly bear mother, two men B.C. say they still plan on returning to the woods were they nearly lost their lives.
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A police officer had a surprising face-to-face encounter with a bear cub in central Newfoundland last week.
"She was not aware of it until she felt him brush up against her leg," according to an RCMP news release Wednesday.
Const. Suzanne Bourque was patrolling the Terra Nova National...
<div>Two people were killed Monday when a car struck a bear on a rural Quebec highway and sent the animal crashing into a second vehicle.
A Pontiac Sunfire travelling east slammed into a black bear at about 10:30 p.m. on Highway 148, near the town of Luskville, said the local police from MRC...
The best-known grizzly bear in B.C.'s Kootenays is on the lam again, heading out on a walkabout for springtime, with love in the air.
Boo the nine-year-old bear has lived in a wildlife refuge at the Kicking Horse Mountain Resort near Golden since he was a cub, but he has a record of making a...
FORT WORTH, Texas, -- A dog in Texas saved its owner's life by finding human help after its owner collapsed from a seizure and became unconscious, animal control officers said.
Bear, a 5-year-old German shepherd, tried to rouse its owner, Debbie Zeisler, and then began scratching at...
Police killed a polar bear that was wandering in the coastal Labrador community of Hopedale Tuesday after it was deemed a threat to public safety.
The large polar bear was photographed by residents and police as it walked between buildings in the community on the northern coast of Labrador...
This is and amazing compilation of near misses, spectacular crashes and outright stupidity.. it’s a bit long, but some funny bits in it,… look for the bear and the little kid who wanders through the rotating device or hula hoop….
Alex Wypyszinski captures rare pictures of a bear hunting bison in Yellowstone National Park.
http://cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2010/11/01/dnt.bison.bear.park.ktvq
By David Nowak, The Associated Press, thecanadianpress.com, Updated: October 28, 2010 9:12 AM
Russia's hungry bears dig up graves for food
MOSCOW - Famished bears in northern Russia have resorted to digging up graves in cemeteries — and reportedly eating at least one body — after a scorching...
Bear raids third-floor apartment trash
ORANGE, Fla., July 28 (UPI) -- A Florida man said he caught a bear rifling through his trash bin outside the door of his third-floor apartment.
The Orange County man, who asked only to use his first name, Josh, said he heard a loud noise outside of his...
1 killed, 2 hurt, in Montana bear attack
COOKE CITY, Mont., A bear attacked campers in a Montana campground early Wednesday, killing one of them and wounding two others, authorities said.
Ron Aasheim of the state Fish, Wildlife & Parks Department said it appeared the victims were camped in...
Bear attack on Boy Scout blamed on drought
CIMARRON, N.M., (UPI) -- Drought is responsible for an increase in bear attacks at a New Mexico scouting ranch, including an attack on a 14-year-old Boy Scout, a ranch official says.
"As a result of (the drought after a late spring) they have to do...
Man mauled by bear after lightning strike
RALEIGH, N.C., (UPI) -- A North Carolina man dubbed the unluckiest in the state had the unlikely experience of being mauled by a bear -- four years after being struck by lightning.
Rick Oliver, 51, of Wake County, said he was attacked by a bear while...
A Bear, A Lion and a Pig .............
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A bear, a lion and a pig meet.
Mr.Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear.."
Mr. Lion says: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."
Mr. Pig says...
A Fish Watching A Fly
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it.
There was a bear on the shore, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump and the bear could swipe the fish for lunch...
Johnny telling lies
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Little Johnny's teacher was having trouble with him disrupting the class by always telling lies and making up stories. So she went to the principal about this and he told her the next time...
Bear in Alaska
A bear walks into a bar in Alaska and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Alaska ."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender...