Bear in Alaska

[Beware Beware]

Bear in Alaska





A bear walks into a bar in Alaska and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.


The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Alaska ."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Alaska ."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Alaska "

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Alaska who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."



.....You're gonna love this.........








The bartender says, "You are now. That was a
barbitchyouate

 

[Batman]

I don't get it????? am I the only one??

 

[cplex]

its won dem smart jokes you see, I reckon you had ta be a doctor or some smart asian guy to understand dem here joke.


Barbiturates:
are drugs that act as central nervous system depressants, and by virtue of this they produce a wide spectrum of effects, from mild sedation to anesthesia. They are also effective as anxiolytics, hypnotics and as anticonvulsants. They have addiction potential, both physical and psychological.

 

[CASPER]

you guys don't have a sence of hummor if you did not get it then it's over your head read it slow.....

barbitchyouate



bar bitch you ate

 

[cplex]

Zoom.. What was that sound? it was the joke that flew right past me... LOL I get the joke a barbiturate and bar bitch you ate... well one sounds like the other if you read it fast enough and yes it is a drug, thats why i said its a smart people joke... now if the punch line was Whitney Houston, that bitch is doped out it might make more sense to regular folks.

 

[ricklbert]

Bear in Alaska





A bear walks into a bar in Alaska and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.


The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Alaska ."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Alaska ."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Alaska "

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Alaska who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."



.....You're gonna love this.........








The bartender says, "You are now. That was a
barbitchyouate

Well done from a true BC folk ......ricklbert Sunshine Coast BC

 

[Beware Beware]

WHAT a laugh I just had reading your response to this joke all most fell off my chair .. better than the joke it's self Batman.. LMFAO ...

 

[CASPER]

Zoom.. What was that sound? it was the joke that flew right past me... LOL I get the joke a barbiturate and bar bitch you ate... well one sounds like the other if you read it fast enough and yes it is a drug, thats why i said its a smart people joke... now if the punch line was Whitney Houston, that bitch is doped out it might make more sense to regular folks.

LOL....well at least you know the medical terminalogy....we know who to ask next time for medical advise....