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I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait...

Jack Daniels Fishing Story -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A true story...lol Jack Daniels Fishing Story I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are...

A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. He says the patrons, Ill make you this deal, Ill place my manhood inside his mouth for one minute!! Ill remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle. each of you will buy me a drink! The man stood up on the...

Little Johnny -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- ------- It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is...

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural club. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his...