BROWNNOSE
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A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. He says the patrons, Ill make you this deal, Ill place my manhood inside his mouth for one minute!! Ill remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle. each of you will buy me a drink! The man stood up on the bar,dropped his trousers and placed his credentials and related parts in the croc"s mouth. The crowd gasped as th croc closed his mouth!! After a minute the man wacked the animal really, really on its head and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered!! The man stood up again and made another offer. I'll pay anyone $100 who is willing to give it a try!! FINALLY a blonde timidly speaks up: I"ll try it- Just don"t hit me so hard with the beer bottle!!!
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