The phone rings, and the wife answers.
A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight ass**** with no hair."
Woman replies, "Yes, he's watching TV - who shall I say is calling?"
Hello,
I have the WF installed and it is freezing lots is anyone else having this trouble? The current channel i am watching is 347 it freezes every min or two.
Is there a hardware update? I'm also having problems with my CoolSat it resets every five to ten minutes after watching. Not software cuz I updated and occurring while surfing channels but only when when watching Dtv channels. Please Help!!!!!:eek:
The Burglar
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Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!"...
Big Brother is Watching
I just wanted to let you know that the new Homeland Security Bill has passed. Things will be different now and Internet surfing will be tracked by what the FBI calls a "non-intrusive method." The FBI says you will not notice anything different.
For a demonstration, click...
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