A little British humor:

[Beware Beware]

A little British humor:

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire
length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a
well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.. The war-
weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,
"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left
was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down ? I'm very
tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are
also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the
little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! This
American should be put in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you
Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong
thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos
on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have
thrown the wrong bitch out the window!"