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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very
fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to
their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll
see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell
was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my
mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife.
"I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband,
"but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to
Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in
Tuscany , no more Infinities and Lexuses in the garage and no more yacht
club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on
his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very
fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to
their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll
see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell
was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my
mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife.
"I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband,
"but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to
Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in
Tuscany , no more Infinities and Lexuses in the garage and no more yacht
club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on
his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.