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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping.
After their tent was set up, both men slept.
Some time later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said, 'Kemosabe, look towards sky. What you see?'
The Lone Ranger replied, 'Millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Ranger pondered for a minute, then said, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo ****. Someone stole our tent.'
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping.
After their tent was set up, both men slept.
Some time later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said, 'Kemosabe, look towards sky. What you see?'
The Lone Ranger replied, 'Millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Ranger pondered for a minute, then said, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo ****. Someone stole our tent.'
