Viper®
Banned
The world was stunned by the news today of the
death of the ENERGIZER BUNNY. He was six years
old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at
approximately 8:42 PM last evening.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept
going and going and going, "Pinkie", as he was
known to his friends and relatives was alone at
the time of death.
An emergency autopsy was performed early this
morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dr. Dura Cell,
concluded that the cause of death was acute
cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone had put Mr. Bunny's batteries
in backwards, and he kept coming, and coming,
and coming!!!!
death of the ENERGIZER BUNNY. He was six years
old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at
approximately 8:42 PM last evening.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept
going and going and going, "Pinkie", as he was
known to his friends and relatives was alone at
the time of death.
An emergency autopsy was performed early this
morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dr. Dura Cell,
concluded that the cause of death was acute
cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone had put Mr. Bunny's batteries
in backwards, and he kept coming, and coming,
and coming!!!!