CASPER
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Get On The Bus, Yo
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One day, there was a man sitting on a bus. Since he didn't know where he was or didn't have anyone to talk to, he had a Walkman and a set of headphones and was listening to music on the bus. After a few stops, he looked up and noticed a woman get on the bus and look at the driver. When the driver turned to her, she took her right hand and put her thumb on her forehead and waved her fingers to the driver. The driver then took both of his hands and put the thumb of his right hand on his forehead and the thumb of his left hand was on his right hand and he waved all of his fingers to the woman.
The woman then took her right arm, extended it, and ran her left hand up her arm. The driver, in response, extended his right arm and ran his left hand down his arm.
The lady then proceeded to grab her right breast.
The driver reached down and grabbed his crotch.
The lady turned away from the driver, grabbed her butt and got off the bus. The man was amazed at this. When he got to his stop, he asked the driver about the lady.
"What did that lady and you say to each other a couple of stops back?" he asked.
The driver replied, "Oh, it's very simple. All you have to do is pay attention. She asked if the bus fare was five cents. I told her that the fare was 10 cents. She asked if I was going uptown. I told her that I was going downtown. She then asked me if I was going by the dairy. I said that I was going by the ballpark.
She replied, "Oh, shit!!!! I'm on the wrong bus!!!"
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One day, there was a man sitting on a bus. Since he didn't know where he was or didn't have anyone to talk to, he had a Walkman and a set of headphones and was listening to music on the bus. After a few stops, he looked up and noticed a woman get on the bus and look at the driver. When the driver turned to her, she took her right hand and put her thumb on her forehead and waved her fingers to the driver. The driver then took both of his hands and put the thumb of his right hand on his forehead and the thumb of his left hand was on his right hand and he waved all of his fingers to the woman.
The woman then took her right arm, extended it, and ran her left hand up her arm. The driver, in response, extended his right arm and ran his left hand down his arm.
The lady then proceeded to grab her right breast.
The driver reached down and grabbed his crotch.
The lady turned away from the driver, grabbed her butt and got off the bus. The man was amazed at this. When he got to his stop, he asked the driver about the lady.
"What did that lady and you say to each other a couple of stops back?" he asked.
The driver replied, "Oh, it's very simple. All you have to do is pay attention. She asked if the bus fare was five cents. I told her that the fare was 10 cents. She asked if I was going uptown. I told her that I was going downtown. She then asked me if I was going by the dairy. I said that I was going by the ballpark.
She replied, "Oh, shit!!!! I'm on the wrong bus!!!"
