No Warranty
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I met a fairy today who granted me one wish.
"I want to live forever " I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine" I said, "I want to die after the Canucks win a Stanley Cup!"
"You Crafty Bastard," said the fairy.
"I want to live forever " I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine" I said, "I want to die after the Canucks win a Stanley Cup!"
"You Crafty Bastard," said the fairy.