CASPER
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Mother Theresa is freshly dead,
and when she gets to the pearly gates, St. Peter welcomes her, gives her a halo, and tells her to enter the kingdom of heaven, but if she has any questions, just come back and see him. So, Mother Theresa is walking through heaven, visiting with all of the people she cared for throughout her life, but who didn't make it. She then visits with the clergy who helped her before they passed on. Finally, she visits with the dignitaries from around the world who aided her cause before passing on. At last she meets Princess Diana, who is wearing a halo three times the size of her own. After a pleasant visit, Mother Theresa makes her way back to St. Peter, and asks to speak with him.
"St. Peter", says Mother Theresa, "I have served the lord my entire life. I have cared for the sick, the poor, and the forgotten souls for over 70 earthly years. I don't wish to sound petty, but i just met with Princess Diana, and, well I'd like to know why her halo is larger than mine?"
St. Peter thinks for a moment, and says, that’s not a halo, that's a steering wheel."
and when she gets to the pearly gates, St. Peter welcomes her, gives her a halo, and tells her to enter the kingdom of heaven, but if she has any questions, just come back and see him. So, Mother Theresa is walking through heaven, visiting with all of the people she cared for throughout her life, but who didn't make it. She then visits with the clergy who helped her before they passed on. Finally, she visits with the dignitaries from around the world who aided her cause before passing on. At last she meets Princess Diana, who is wearing a halo three times the size of her own. After a pleasant visit, Mother Theresa makes her way back to St. Peter, and asks to speak with him.
"St. Peter", says Mother Theresa, "I have served the lord my entire life. I have cared for the sick, the poor, and the forgotten souls for over 70 earthly years. I don't wish to sound petty, but i just met with Princess Diana, and, well I'd like to know why her halo is larger than mine?"
St. Peter thinks for a moment, and says, that’s not a halo, that's a steering wheel."
