CASPER
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my son
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when my son was in the 2nd grade his teacher asked him a math question. sha asked if u have 3 birds on a wire and u shoot one of those birds haow many birds are left?. he said,....... none. she said no u have 2 ......3-1=2 he said no ma'am if u shoot one of those birds the other two will fly away =0. the teacher thought a min. and said yes u thought that through pretty well im impressed ....i like the way u think. he said i have a question for u......if there are 3 women setting on a park bench with ice cream...1 is biting the ice cream .. the 2nd is licking the ice cream and the 3rd is sucking the ice cream ... how do u know wich one is married ?.... the teacher thought a minute and finally said ..um........i guess the one sucking the ice cream? he said no ma'am the one with the wedding ring .........but i like the way u think .
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when my son was in the 2nd grade his teacher asked him a math question. sha asked if u have 3 birds on a wire and u shoot one of those birds haow many birds are left?. he said,....... none. she said no u have 2 ......3-1=2 he said no ma'am if u shoot one of those birds the other two will fly away =0. the teacher thought a min. and said yes u thought that through pretty well im impressed ....i like the way u think. he said i have a question for u......if there are 3 women setting on a park bench with ice cream...1 is biting the ice cream .. the 2nd is licking the ice cream and the 3rd is sucking the ice cream ... how do u know wich one is married ?.... the teacher thought a minute and finally said ..um........i guess the one sucking the ice cream? he said no ma'am the one with the wedding ring .........but i like the way u think .