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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
I said, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'
Not looking up from her knitting my wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
As the officer writes out the ticket, I looked over at my wife and growled, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'
My wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'
As the officer makes out a second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit fitted in the car he had just pulled over, I stared at his wife and said through clenched teeth, 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'
I said 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'
My wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket I turned to his wife and barked, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'
The officer looks over at the my wife and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
I love this part........... :
'Only when he's been drinking.'
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
I said, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'
Not looking up from her knitting my wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
As the officer writes out the ticket, I looked over at my wife and growled, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'
My wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'
As the officer makes out a second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit fitted in the car he had just pulled over, I stared at his wife and said through clenched teeth, 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'
I said 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'
My wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket I turned to his wife and barked, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'
The officer looks over at the my wife and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
I love this part........... :
'Only when he's been drinking.'
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