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No Pun Intended
1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said "Keep off the Grass".
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said "No change yet".
8. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
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No Pun Intended
1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said "Keep off the Grass".
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said "No change yet".
8. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
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