Panties On An Airplane

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Panties On An Airplane

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Panties On An Airplane



Three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first
time. The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna wear me
sum hot pink panties before I gets on dat plane.

'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked. The first replied,
'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a
conefield, dey gonna find me first.'

The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floeesant orange
panties. 'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked, the second lady
answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating
butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first'.

The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties.....' 'What?
No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I
ain't wearin' no panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey
always look fo da black box first.'