BROWNNOSE
BOOTLICKER
Smart Ass............
Two young business men in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, " I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
Sure enough, just as moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, " What are you selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, " We're selling ass holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said " You're doing well. Only two left."
Two young business men in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, " I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
Sure enough, just as moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, " What are you selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, " We're selling ass holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said " You're doing well. Only two left."
