Beware Beware
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Superman's had a hard week of fighting crime in Metropolis and is
ready for some fun. So Friday afternoon, he looks up his pals Batman
and Spiderman to see if they're up for going on the prowl that
evening. Both turn him down on account of prior commitments, and
Superman is pretty ticked. As he's flying around the stratosphere
letting off steam, he spots Wonder Woman lying on her back stark naked
sunbathing on the beach.
"Hey," he thinks, "I'm Superman and I don't need those two clowns to
have a good time. I can just fly down there at the speed of light,
catch a quickie, and fly away before she knows what happened."
So, Superman zips down, takes advantage of the situation and flies
away at the speed of light.
Wonder Woman says, "What the hell was that?"
The Invisible Man says, "I don't know but it hurt like hell."
ready for some fun. So Friday afternoon, he looks up his pals Batman
and Spiderman to see if they're up for going on the prowl that
evening. Both turn him down on account of prior commitments, and
Superman is pretty ticked. As he's flying around the stratosphere
letting off steam, he spots Wonder Woman lying on her back stark naked
sunbathing on the beach.
"Hey," he thinks, "I'm Superman and I don't need those two clowns to
have a good time. I can just fly down there at the speed of light,
catch a quickie, and fly away before she knows what happened."
So, Superman zips down, takes advantage of the situation and flies
away at the speed of light.
Wonder Woman says, "What the hell was that?"
The Invisible Man says, "I don't know but it hurt like hell."
