CASPER
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I dare any man to tell this joke to their wife.....
One day a little boy goes to his mother and asks, "Mommy, why do women wear white at their wedding?".
"Well," she replies, "they wear white to show their family and friends that they are pure of heart and soul, and to show their husband-to-be that she is his and his alone."
The little boy was a bit confused by this answer, so he went to ask his father.
"Daddy, why do women wear white at their wedding?"
"That's easy, son," his father said, "all kitchen appliances come in white."
This does not in any way reflect my view on women. I just thought it was funny as hell!
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One day a little boy goes to his mother and asks, "Mommy, why do women wear white at their wedding?".
"Well," she replies, "they wear white to show their family and friends that they are pure of heart and soul, and to show their husband-to-be that she is his and his alone."
The little boy was a bit confused by this answer, so he went to ask his father.
"Daddy, why do women wear white at their wedding?"
"That's easy, son," his father said, "all kitchen appliances come in white."
This does not in any way reflect my view on women. I just thought it was funny as hell!
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You say I'm out of my mind. Of course I am. It's dark and scary in there,.