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    Trudeau touts Liberals as 'irresistible alternative'

    Perceived frontrunner Justin Trudeau made a passionate plea for the party's top job during an event the Liberal Party called a "national showcase" in Toronto on Saturday. More...
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    T.J. Miller: Indian Giver

    Called somebody an 'Indian giver' recently. They were really offended so I had to take it back.
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    Gatineau mosque attack called hate crime

    An unsolved attack on a Gatineau, Que., mosque is being called a hate crime by a national Muslim organization, after cars were smashed earlier this week. More...
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    Donald Glover: Gold Star Power

    When you get called the n-word, as a black person you can do anything. It's like getting a gold star in Super Mario Brothers and junk. I hear the music when I hear the n-word. I get right into it; I get really into it. You can do anything. You could be in a fancy restaurant -- just start...
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    Symantec makes cloud-based security service available for corporate trials

    Symantec today said its new cloud-based single sign-on (SSO) service called O3 is available to enterprise customers to test. More...
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    Army private admits killing Taliban leader

    FORT CARSON, Colo., -- A U.S. Army private has admitted he shot a Taliban commander in cold blood at a military detention center in Afghanistan. Pfc. David Lawrence, 20, pleaded guilty to premeditated murder at a court martial at Fort Carson, Colo., The Denver Post reported. He showed no...
  7. Scammer

    Ironic jokes

    EVER WONDER... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on...
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    Yemen leader 'won't stand again'

    -- Yemen's President Ali Abdullah Saleh said Wednesday he will not seek re-election nor hand over power to his son once his current term ends in 2013. "No extension, no inheritance," he told parliament. Saleh had called an emergency parliamentary meeting, ahead of a "day of rage" protests...
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    Calgary police investigate infant death

    Calgary police have confirmed they are investigating the sudden death of a baby boy on Thursday night. Officers were called to a home in northwest Calgary after a three-month-old was found in medical distress. The infant died a short time later. The major crimes unit is investigating, as the...
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    Toronto woman dies after calls for help ignored

    A 66-year-old woman with dementia who wandered outside in bone-chilling temperatures has died hours after her calls on an east-end Toronto street were ignored, police say. The woman was rushed to Scarborough Grace Hospital after she was found without vital signs in the Brimley Road and McNicoll...
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    Deadly Winnipeg beating came after 911 call

    Zenon Bozynski died after being beaten on Saturday, Winnipeg police say. A Winnipeg man beaten and left to die outside his North End home may have been killed because he was mistaken for a robber. Zenon Bozynski, 48, died early Sunday morning in hospital. He was found badly beaten Saturday...
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    Fast one on the kid

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill and Marla decided the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood...
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    Help with dreambox clone

    Hey guys, I am a newbie to the dreambox world. I have a clone dreambox that works like the DM500s. I know that this can be used with d!sh but from what I have been reading it can also be viewed on PC. I figured that would be even better for me. I have been doing some browsing around and...
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    More things that make ya go...

    Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become...
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    Warning of New Disease to hit Ontario fall of 2011

    Information about Gonorrhea Lectim (Liberalis strain) The Ontario Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible affliction. The disease is...
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    [Tip:] How to change the forum style, skin or color schem

    Go to the bottom of any page on this site and click the drop down box on the left called the "Quick Style chooser" It looks like this: The just select the style you want to use, you can change this anytime you want. Enjoy!
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    Calderon has called the death of Rodolfo Torre Cantu "an aggression" on Mexican socie

    Calderon has called the death of Rodolfo Torre Cantu "an aggression" on Mexican society. One particularly important vote could be the mayoral race in Juarez. The border city has been racked by violence for years and, The Washington Post said Sunday, will be on the receiving end of a major U.S...
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    alligator bit

    Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him. "Mama!" yelled the boy. "A gator jus' bit off mah foot!" "Which one?" called his mother from inside the cabin. "How the hell should Ah know?!" he shrieked. "They all look alike to me!"
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    new drug for depressed

    Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians. It's called Trydixagain
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    Spreading the Stupidity

    Spreading the Stupidity Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in...
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