Smart Un Married Man

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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner.

His wife shouts at him, "My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! So what the f* did you bring him around for?"

"Cause he's thinking of getting married!"
 
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