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SON OF A BITCH
FISH
The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last
day of his trip
he
hooked a monster fish & proceeded to reel
it in.
The guide, holding a net yelled, "Look at the
size of that Son of a
Bitch!"
"Son, I'm a priest.
Your language is uncalled for!"
"No, Father, that's
what kind of fish it is - a Son of a
Bitch
fish!"
"Really? Well then, help me land this
Son of a Bitch!"
Once in the boat, they marveled at the size
of the monster.
"Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch
I've ever seen."
"Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What
should I do with it?"
"Why, eat it; of course! You've
never tasted anything as good as Son
of a Bitch!" Elated, the
priest headed home to the rectory.
While unloading his gear &
his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired
about his
trip.
"Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I
caught!"
Sister Mary gasped & clutched her rosary,
"Father!"
"It's
OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish
it is, a Son of a Bitch
fish!"
"Oh, well then, what
are you going to do with that big Son of a
Bitch?"
Sister
Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled
to visit
in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for
his
dinner. "I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch",
she
said.
As she was cleaning the huge fish, the
Friar walked in. "What
are you doing
Sister?"
"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a
Bitch for the new
Bishop's Dinner"
Sister! I'll
clean it if you're so upset! Please watch
your
language!"
"No, no, no, it's called a Son of a
Bitch fish."
"Really? Well, in that case, I'll
fix up a great meal to go
with it, and that Son of a Bitch can be
the main course! Let me know
when
you've finished cleaning that
Son of a Bitch."
On the night of the new Bishop's
visit, everything was perfect. The
Friar
had prepared an
excellent meal. The wine was fine, and the fish
was
excellent.
The new Bishop said, "This is great
fish, where did you get
it?"
"I caught that Son of a
Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest
"And I cleaned the
Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the Sister.
The Friar added,
"And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a
special
recipe!"
The new Bishop looked around at
each of them.
A big smile crept across his face as he
said, "You f#@kers are my
kind of
people!"
FISH
The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last
day of his trip
he
hooked a monster fish & proceeded to reel
it in.
The guide, holding a net yelled, "Look at the
size of that Son of a
Bitch!"
"Son, I'm a priest.
Your language is uncalled for!"
"No, Father, that's
what kind of fish it is - a Son of a
Bitch
fish!"
"Really? Well then, help me land this
Son of a Bitch!"
Once in the boat, they marveled at the size
of the monster.
"Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch
I've ever seen."
"Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What
should I do with it?"
"Why, eat it; of course! You've
never tasted anything as good as Son
of a Bitch!" Elated, the
priest headed home to the rectory.
While unloading his gear &
his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired
about his
trip.
"Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I
caught!"
Sister Mary gasped & clutched her rosary,
"Father!"
"It's
OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish
it is, a Son of a Bitch
fish!"
"Oh, well then, what
are you going to do with that big Son of a
Bitch?"
Sister
Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled
to visit
in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for
his
dinner. "I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch",
she
said.
As she was cleaning the huge fish, the
Friar walked in. "What
are you doing
Sister?"
"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a
Bitch for the new
Bishop's Dinner"
Sister! I'll
clean it if you're so upset! Please watch
your
language!"
"No, no, no, it's called a Son of a
Bitch fish."
"Really? Well, in that case, I'll
fix up a great meal to go
with it, and that Son of a Bitch can be
the main course! Let me know
when
you've finished cleaning that
Son of a Bitch."
On the night of the new Bishop's
visit, everything was perfect. The
Friar
had prepared an
excellent meal. The wine was fine, and the fish
was
excellent.
The new Bishop said, "This is great
fish, where did you get
it?"
"I caught that Son of a
Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest
"And I cleaned the
Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the Sister.
The Friar added,
"And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a
special
recipe!"
The new Bishop looked around at
each of them.
A big smile crept across his face as he
said, "You f#@kers are my
kind of
people!"
