BROWNNOSE
BOOTLICKER
The Pastor's A$$
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in therace again and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S
A$$ OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he orderedthe
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
A$$
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to getrid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headlinethe next day:
NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey soshe sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN
SELLS A$$
FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is ...
beingconcerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery ...
even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's A$$ and you'll be a lot happierand live longer!
Have a nice day!
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in therace again and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S
A$$ OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he orderedthe
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
A$$
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to getrid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headlinethe next day:
NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey soshe sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN
SELLS A$$
FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is ...
beingconcerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery ...
even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's A$$ and you'll be a lot happierand live longer!
Have a nice day!