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Three midgets were at the circus and they were broke and desperate. The one notices a Guinness Book of world records trailer and gets and idea. He tells his buddies that he has really small hands and he goes in the trailer. Ten minutes later he comes out all happy with a big smile on his face and a $100.00 in his hand and says wow I have the smallest hands in the world. The second midget says, well I have really small feet and he goes in to the trailer and ten minutes later he comes out smiling really big and is really happy and also has a $100.00. The third midget says I have a really small willy and he goes in to the tent. Ten minutes later he comes out pissed off, cussing with every profane word you can think of and then he says "Who is this pecos bill mofo?"
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