why it's great to be a guy?

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Why It's Great To Be A Guy? (1)- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. (2)- Your orgasms are real. Always. (3)- Your last name stays put. (4)- The garage is all yours. (5)- Wedding plans take care of themselves. (6)- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. (7)- Car mechanics tell you the truth.( 8)- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.( 9)- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. (10)- Same work, more pay. (11)- Wrinkles add character. (12)- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. (13)- Wedding dress $2,000.00; Tux rental $100.00 (14)- If you retain water, it's in a canteen. (15)- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. (16)- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangl

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