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Postal Service
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A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job. During the interview, the interviewer asks the guy if he is a veteran. The guy says, "Yes, I fought over in Vietnam."
Then the interviewer asks if the guy has any disabilities.
The guy says, "Yes, in Vietnam I blew my testicles off."
"Great!" responds the interviewer, "we give disabled Vet's preference. You can start tomorrow morning at 10 a.m."
"But doesn't everyone normally start at 8 a.m.?" asks the guy.
"Yes, but you don't have to come in until 10...All we do is just stand around and scratch our balls for the first two hours anyway!"
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A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job. During the interview, the interviewer asks the guy if he is a veteran. The guy says, "Yes, I fought over in Vietnam."
Then the interviewer asks if the guy has any disabilities.
The guy says, "Yes, in Vietnam I blew my testicles off."
"Great!" responds the interviewer, "we give disabled Vet's preference. You can start tomorrow morning at 10 a.m."
"But doesn't everyone normally start at 8 a.m.?" asks the guy.
"Yes, but you don't have to come in until 10...All we do is just stand around and scratch our balls for the first two hours anyway!"
