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The Ex-Wife and the Genie
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One day a man was planting flowers outside his new house when he found a bottle with a cork in it. He took out the cork and with a poof, a genie came out. ''I will grant you three wishes but whatever you wish for your ex-wife gets double,'' said the genie.
''Okay. for my first wish I want one million dollars,'' said the man. And, in a poof of smoke, one million dollars appeared.
''Hmm... but now my ex-wife has two million dollars,'' said the man, ''But, for my next wish, I want a five-story mansion." And, in a poof of smoke his house turns into a five-story mansion. ''But now my ex-wife has a twenty-story mansion,'' said the man.
''And now, for your last wish?'' asked the genie. ''Hmmm... YES! I have the greatest wish yet. Why didn't think of this earlier?!'' replied the man. ''For my last wish, I want you to beat me half to death!!!'' '
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One day a man was planting flowers outside his new house when he found a bottle with a cork in it. He took out the cork and with a poof, a genie came out. ''I will grant you three wishes but whatever you wish for your ex-wife gets double,'' said the genie.
''Okay. for my first wish I want one million dollars,'' said the man. And, in a poof of smoke, one million dollars appeared.
''Hmm... but now my ex-wife has two million dollars,'' said the man, ''But, for my next wish, I want a five-story mansion." And, in a poof of smoke his house turns into a five-story mansion. ''But now my ex-wife has a twenty-story mansion,'' said the man.
''And now, for your last wish?'' asked the genie. ''Hmmm... YES! I have the greatest wish yet. Why didn't think of this earlier?!'' replied the man. ''For my last wish, I want you to beat me half to death!!!'' '
