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After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona.' The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona.' The bartender...

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Beer Batter for fish or shrimp Ingredients: 1 12 oz can light Beer 1 1/2 cups Flour 1/2 tsp Salt 1 tsp Paprika 1 cup Flour Directions: Pour the beer into a large bowl. Sift the flour, salt, and paprika into the beer, whisking until the...

After having their 11th child, a Newfoundland couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a...

YORK COUNTY, Pa. -- A truck carrying beer slammed into another vehicle on Route 15 southbound in Franklin Township, York County, Tuesday morning. The crash happened at about 7:30 a.m. Part of Route 15 was closed for hours. The beer truck driver was reaching for a cup of coffee when he slammed...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only ordered beer. Three Little Pigs Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.. The waiter came and took their drink order. 'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy. 'I would like a...

'Beer belly pageant' canceled LAKESIDE, Calif., -- The owner of the California bar says he had to cancel plans for a "beer belly pageant" due to a permit dispute with county officials. Jason Nichols, owner of the Eastbound Bar & Grill in Lakeside, said county officials initially told him...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This afternoon I was sitting on my lawnchair drinkin' a beer and minding my own business while watchin' the wife mowing the lawn when this outraged female neighbour of mine comes prancin' across the road and up...

Police: Man took tractor to buy beer LAND O'LAKES, Fla., (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said a man pulled over on a stolen tractor told deputies he took the vehicle to make a beer run. The Pasco County Sheriff's Office said Heath Cannon, 43, was pulled over on Wisteria Loop in Land O'Lakes...

GAINESVILLE, Fla., (UPI) -- Police in Florida said they arrested a man who lost his beer and called 911 with a fictitious story of his friends attacking and robbing him. Gainesville police said friends asked Joseph Piser, 47, to leave late Saturday because he "became belligerent" and he was...

No More Drinking Drinking a non alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin...sure it taste the same but it just ain't right!

THE REDNECK VASECTOMY THE REDNECK VASECTOMY After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him...

A neutron at a bar A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

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Buttman and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing > trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time > because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name > calling, buttman headed home frustrated. > The following week when...

Bear in Alaska A bear walks into a bar in Alaska and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Alaska ." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender...

Newly Weds -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies So, he said to his new wife...

The Best Norm Quotes from Cheers! What's shaking Norm?" "All four cheeks & a couple of chins." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "What's new Normie?" "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer."...

Married Life.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Married Life -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband although very much in love, couldn't...